Time is passing by faster than my burning cigarette

Here’s a fun little fact you might not have noticed while awkwardly shimmying past row 12 with your elbows and dignity barely intact: there is no row 13 on most airplanes.

I am writing this at 11pm.

Have you noticed that the older you get, the faster time seems to fly by?

“What is intimacy for you?”

In a room full of writers, at least one of us has attempted to write a script right?

For most of my life, 

Undoubtedly, one of my favorite days of the year is the first truly sunny day in the Netherlands.

As children, we look up to teenagers and adults.

When people think of “literature”, they think of one of two things.

If you ask anyone who’s ever been in a car while I was driving, they’ll probably tell you I’m a terrible driver - a statement with which I disagree.

“There lived a man in Russia long ago” as Boney M. sings.

She's a busy bee and she's tired most of the time

My innocence has been my savior, allowing me to commit the worst crimes and say some unbelievable lies, and still being able to get away with it.

Lynch in the air.